Hello everyone, this is the still-anonymous blogger known as "StellarStylus", and I had originally created this blog to report on the news in an OUTRAGEOUS fashion and I never got around to doing it because I've been so tied up lately. So, I may as well give the year 2013 some kind of send-out in some kind of OUTRAGEOUS fashion...
How might this look as some kind of newspaper headline?
THE DAILY OUTRAGE IS ONLY NOW TAKING OFF!
Publisher claims being held back by the malicious forces of Real Life!
(And, gosh darn it, where the heck is the button for me to center this text?)
Well, folks, here's hoping that this coming year, 2014, will be more productive and more rewarding, not just for me but for all of you too...
Cheers!